Reviews by Rayquan

goldmember reviewd by a black member

Posted : 10 months, 3 weeks ago on 11 January 2009 04:41 (A review of Austin Powers in Goldmember)

Damn man! when i 1st sat down to watch dis one i though 'yeah yeah here we go, just another stupid white boy tryin 2 be funny'. Well i was right! I'm sittin there thinkin 'if i want laughs why aint i watchin def jam?' but dis film isnt just about the laughs, oh no. Thats rite, its all about my lady BeBe! I couldnt believe my luck when Boyonce showed up. Dis comedy drab went from being a 3 outta 10 to about a straight 8!

now whenever my friends come around and they suggest a film to throw on i always surprise them with this one. who knew beyonce was in films 2???

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Maaaaaannn.

Posted : 11 months ago on 3 January 2009 03:14 (A review of She's All That)

how can she be all that? She not even a sister! My girl asked me to chek dis film out with her becoz she thought i don't watch enough films with her. I caaan't believe I sat through dis. I'm gonna hav to teach her a lesson. the films about some white girl that don't like white guys so some chumped up white dude makes a bet to get a little somink somink befor prom. girl needed a homie bt she was too depressed to see it. my fave part was all the radio broadcasts by Usher, he new what was goin oon.

THe beats wer shit, i thought with Usher on the cast that we wud get some tunes bt instead we get weak girly girl music. last time i check a film without a brotha on the box.

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